I spent 4 hours helping freshmen move into their dorms yesterday.  I will now spend the next [number greater than 2] days feeling like every muscle from my waist up is revolting and, regrettably, succeeding in overthrowing any control I thought I once had.

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freshmen move in sore muscles why am i so weak rit help me



A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?


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ericfalkenberg asked:

ponies*. Can't just do one. Gotta go hard or go home amiright?

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